fatFUCKpalooza

can i just say.. WOW.  yesterday was absolutely-positively-gloriously gluttonous.   i met up with my best girlfriends for the BEST FOOD TOUR ever.   seriously, you’ll gain 5 lbs just reading this post.   

for brunch, we thought we’d stray from our usual (Stacks or Millbrae Pancake House) and hit up Peter’s Cafe in Millbrae.     

we feelin hella hawaii right now since we just got our tickets to the rock, and we just couldnt fight the feeling.  

Hawaiian Ribs and eggs

 

Spam Omelette

 

loco fuckin moco

 

eggs benedict

the special over here is this German Baby Pancake which takes 30 min to cook so we thought wed try the cinnamon apple one.. 

 

that thing was huuuuuge (thats what she said)

we then headed over to the mall for some froyo at planet yogurt.  Adonis LOVED IT! 

 

watermelon and mango son!

 

Adonis. =)

so as we sat there and ate froyo, michelle complained that she was gettin hungry again….   so we leave the mall and head to the avenue’s for some muthafuckin Coco’s Crawfish. 

 

thats 1 lb of crawfish, 1 lb of shrimp, hotlinks, and corn in the best garlic butter ever.

did someone say crab?

 

murderized it!

aaaand after all that salty, garlicy, buttery goodness we decided to head to Kowloon Tong to satisfy our sweet tooth. if you dont know, this place is fucking amazing.  whoever had the idea to have a dessert cafe with all the fatty goodness is officially my hero.  

 

and THAT would be toast, with peanut butter and condensed milk. GENIUS.

what the french toast! peanut butter french toast.

 

waffle - ice cream- fruit sandwich.

brown sugar and hot tofu fa.

and as we went home and sat on my couch wondering when we should watch The Hangover, we realize that i’m out of La Victoria’s famous Orange Sauce.    so we packed the chevy and drove to san jose.  if u dont know what would cause rational people to drive 45 minutes for some sauce..  then educate yourself on this shit! 

 

super burrito, orange sauce, and orange soda

 

super carne asada taco with the best orange sauce on the planet

and finally, to not waste our trip into san jose, we drove over to santana row to hit up pinkberry.  cuz even tho we had a knock off earlier in the day, it STILL WASNT PINKBERRY. 

 

strawberry, mango, and mochi on original tart!

 

 

 

and TA-MUTHAFUCKIN-DA.  6 food stops  in the span of 8 hours.   gotta love being friends with fatasses.  =)

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